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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Audiobook (Includes supplementary content)

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

  • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
  • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
  • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
  • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
  • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
  • Airlines serving up one hot mess
  • Action figure Jesus
  • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
  • And much more!
    You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.


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    Publisher: Macmillan Audio Edition: Unabridged

    OverDrive Listen audiobook

    • ISBN: 9781427207814
    • File size: 112920 KB
    • Release date: September 9, 2009
    • Duration: 03:55:14

    MP3 audiobook

    • ISBN: 9781427207814
    • File size: 112941 KB
    • Release date: September 9, 2009
    • Duration: 03:55:14
    • Number of parts: 4

    Formats

    OverDrive Listen audiobook
    MP3 audiobook

    Languages

    English

    From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

  • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
  • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
  • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
  • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
  • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
  • Airlines serving up one hot mess
  • Action figure Jesus
  • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
  • And much more!
    You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.


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